i wish i had anorexic friends so that i wouldn’t go out to eat so much.


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Posted 1 week ago

I thought you were cute..until you started talking.

Omfg. What a boner kill.


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Posted 2 weeks ago

Yes. I do, and I will, judge you if I don’t know you, even if I don’t have a reason to—but that doesn’t mean that I’ll be a total asshole towards you. I’d still like to get a chance to know the type of person you are.


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I’m horrible when it comes to anything relationship related.

Omg. I hate myself.


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Posted 3 weeks ago

Today at work, I was trying to put my foot back down on the steps of the ladder because I was climbing on top of the scaffolding to get a shoe.

I miss the step and fell right on my ass…

Whatever. I got back up like Beyonce got back up after she fell on her face.


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I at that stage where I’m excited to go to work and take any shift I can…

LOL. I guess this will all change, but hopefully not.:3


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Posted 1 month ago

😊


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Posted 1 month ago

Anonymous asked:
what is Aldo's employee discount?

I get 50% off, but we have a $500 maximum each quarter.


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so like, my coworker supposedly has a sugar daddy that he lives with and provides for him…he also drives a beamer.

uh…i need to get my shit together. 


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